If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. -James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3 a can. That's almost $21 in dog money.

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on Earth!

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman.

The smallest feline is a masterpiece. Leonardo da Vinci

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. -Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give Fido only two of them.

Be the person your dog thinks you are.

Don't let the dogs out...no matter what they tell you

Purring is just smiling out loud!

Anybody who doesn't know what soap taste like never washed a dog.

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened.

Cats know how we feel. They don't care, but they know.

With eye uprais'd, his master's looks to scan, The joy, the solace, and the aid of man: The rich man's guardian, and the poor man's friend, The only being faithful to the end. - George Crabbe, from "The Borough", 1810

A dog has one aim in life...to bestow his heart. -JR Ackerley

Acquiring a dog, may be the only time a person gets to choose a relative.

Big Dog, Big Heart, Big Love